Move Bitch, Get Out the Way! Most know this as a record from Luda, but it's also a common phrase that can be heard in any public place: a school hallway, the sidewalk, the mall, even the movie theatre. Why you ask? Because people that walk slow piss the world off, real talk. They're either walking extremely slow, or they're just standing there in the middle of the freakin' way and honestly I feel like just "punching them in the back of the head" [facebook]. The average human walks at a speed of 3mph. Me? Naw, that's too, TOO slow. Like, if you're going to walk like you shit yourself just move to the damn side. I'm tryna get to class and there's people dragging their feet like mindless zombies, having conversations about what happened 2 weeks ago, or people just standing in the middle of the hall looking around tryna find someone they know. If you want to walk slow, volunteer at a retirement home. If you don't want to do that, then get the FUCK out the way!
Friday, September 14, 2007
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3 comments:
Amen, brotha. I'm constantly pushing and shoving my way through the halls, or telling people to stop dawdling in the middle of traffic.
Lol by the way, who are you? Thanks for the comment on my blog though, it WAS meant to be an Irish accent :D
oh ya big tune
nicely written. u really got something goin' there.
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