Thursday, September 13, 2007

Whatchu sayin?

Bill was chillin' wit Bob by the Frankenpine.
"Ay dawg, I got that sik Yankees cap at da mall."
"Yo Bill, I thought you was saving your money for a new sound system? Tsk, you spave too much man."
Bill stepped off the Frankenpine.
"Yea I know. Shiiiet, dawg the nastiest thing happened."
"Wha?"
"I was at the food court and I saw this chick and I was like Daaamn dat girl is fine! So I walked up to her but when she turned around, she was actually an old ass woman."
"Hahaha! Dawg what's wrong witchu yo?"
"Yo shut up."
"Revolving bastard, how many times are you goin' to hit up a 1661?"
"Tsk man, shiiiet. Yo her sweater puppies were big still."
"Fo'real?"
"Yea man. She looked good from far, but upclose she far from good."
"Hahah.

2 comments:

Procrastinator said...

some nice stuff there, 1661 happens so often, good way of reflecting how people have been misreading people just because of their behind "looks."

bton said...

fundoo is supposed to mean "cool". lol. yeah, pretty random. but anyhooo, awesome dialogue! good use of the slang. loved the flow of it and it made sense! good job (y)